Celebs Update – 01.30.21

  1. Who has run over Demi Moore’s face?
  2. Will Kourtney Kardashian ever be able to afford any clothes to cover up her dental floss bikinis?
  3. Does anyone who doesn’t like sleeping in a tent and talking b*****ks when high, care that Coachella has been canceled again?
  4. When is the right time to tell people that the recently deceased Larry king was renowned for being the worst tipper in Beverly Hills (too soon?)? 
  5. Is there a woman in the world who is not weeping to own the wonderful Miu Miu coat worn by Kamala Harris’s stepdaughter Ella Emhoff at the Inauguration?
  6. Why have IMG Models not signed me up, as they have Ella Emhoff and Amanda Gorman?
  7. Please, somebody, tell the ridiculous Marjorie Taylor Greene that the country is not “100%” loyal to the ex-president; if they were, he would still be in office, numpty. 
  8. Been there, done that, Reddit. That’s a very “in” stockbroking reference. Don’t ask me to explain any of it. All I know is that it involves Robin Hood and his not so very merry band of men. 
  9. Anyone ever think a mask was invented to silence Wendy Williams?
  10. Anyone ever think that the best use of a pillow might be to stop MyPillow man Mike Lindell from talking?