I am wont to quote (often) Rainer Maria Rilke and his line from his poem Go to the Limits of Your Longing – ‘No feeling is final.’
It isn’t.
Until it is.
Or, at the very least, feels as if it is.
‘There is only one solitude, and it is vast, heavy, difficult to bear, and almost everyone has hours when he would gladly exchange it for any kind of sociability, however trivial or cheap, for the tiniest outward agreement with the first person who comes along.’ Rainer Maria Rilke
I confess to crying when I see the Lindt bunnies in shops, warm in their gold foil and red ribbon scarves. Mum bought be one every year when she stopped buying me eggs, as I was never a huge chocolate fan once childhood passed. These days, I can make a Kit Kat last a month.
What sex is on my birth certificate, the man patiently explained. Look, mate, I have a goddamned whacking great hole between my legs that small creatures the size of water melons can emerge if ever I’d managed to hang on to a bloke long enough to shag me senseless.
Brooklyn . . . Both your parents are incredibly hard workers and that’s what’s made them the huge successes they have become. You really should try it – or was it just easier to pick up your trophy billionaire in the VIP enclosure at Coachella, doubtless paid for by your parents?
I’ve felt like throwing up almost every day, my stomach a labyrinth of fear about what fresh hell the forthcoming day might bring.
There is one ad that brings me out in a sweat, I hate it so much, and if I can’t find the remote quickly enough to mute it, I have to run to my bathroom and shout very loudly to drown out the sound. Yes, you know who you are, Audi!
Lancaster reportedly had a high suicide rate for students throwing themselves off “the tower”. I had little difficulty in understanding why.
Sex certainly went out of the window. This new breed were in bed early, yes – to sleep and be rested sufficiently in order to arrive bright eyed and bushy tailed for the 9am session about HDTV. Jeez. In my day, they hadn’t even called last orders at the George Hotel at 9am.