- Who has run over Demi Moore’s face?
- Will Kourtney Kardashian ever be able to afford any clothes to cover up her dental floss bikinis?
- Does anyone who doesn’t like sleeping in a tent and talking b*****ks when high, care that Coachella has been canceled again?
- When is the right time to tell people that the recently deceased Larry king was renowned for being the worst tipper in Beverly Hills (too soon?)?
- Is there a woman in the world who is not weeping to own the wonderful Miu Miu coat worn by Kamala Harris’s stepdaughter Ella Emhoff at the Inauguration?
- Why have IMG Models not signed me up, as they have Ella Emhoff and Amanda Gorman?
- Please, somebody, tell the ridiculous Marjorie Taylor Greene that the country is not “100%” loyal to the ex-president; if they were, he would still be in office, numpty.
- Been there, done that, Reddit. That’s a very “in” stockbroking reference. Don’t ask me to explain any of it. All I know is that it involves Robin Hood and his not so very merry band of men.
- Anyone ever think a mask was invented to silence Wendy Williams?
- Anyone ever think that the best use of a pillow might be to stop MyPillow man Mike Lindell from talking?
Celebs Update – 01.30.21
