Does anyone really care that Hilaria Baldwin “faked” her Spanish heritage? I lived my entire childhood as a Frenchman called Andre, and even today I feel more French than British. True, I haven’t changed my name, but my parents gave me a French name anyway. Who knows: Next week, I may decide to become Spanish, too, and will henceforth become known as Jacquelina. Pretending to be Spanish makes a lot more sense than wanting to call yourself “she” when your nether parts are nursing a male protuberance. Leave the señorita alone!