THINGS I LEARNED DURING INAUGURATION WEEK
- I cannot live without the Miu Miu coat worn by Ella Emhoff, Kamala Harris’s step-daughter.
- I will never be able to afford anything by Miu Miu. I couldn’t even afford half of the coat’s collar.
- All First Ladies have long hair. Why?
- Bernie Sanders reads weather forecasts in advance and turns up to events very well prepared in mittens.
- People attending inaugurations have the strongest bladders in the world. I wouldn’t have made it through the oath without having to take a break.
- For all my disagreements with pretty much everything he thinks and says, Mike Pence handled himself with grace and dignity. Unlike his ex-petulant boss, who has now, presumably, gone back to the nursery.
- Melania Trump reads Fashion for Gangster Molls.
- Idiots will always be idiots.
- Twitter banning Donald Trump has done wonders for my mental and emotional health.
- Democracy, democracy, democracy.